Up until now I’ve (mostly) resisted posting overtly political content on the Gammans Zone, and in a way this isn’t political; it’s just a simple fact: Donald Trump is trying to kill you.
How else to explain this incredible statement from the President of the United States during his press briefing on Thursday, April 23, 2020?
And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out, in a minute. Is there a way we can do something like that? By injection, inside, or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. You’re going to have to use medical doctors, right? But it sounds interesting to me.
Naturally, the internet jumped right on Dear Leader’s idea:
Don’t die maybe? Die almost definitely.
If you’re running short on inhalers, go into your basement and huff radon.
The detergent pod skewered on the swizzle stick was pure genius.
We are well and truly fucked.
(H/T to my sister for passing these along, my friend Erik K. for the radon idea, and all credit and congratulations to the nameless artists who cooked up these images–I doff my COVID mask and truly stand six feet away in awe.)